This Just In: DEA Recruiting Lil Wayne

DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico














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Even more bizarre: Google Ads(top) has apparently decided in some strange Google logic that this is a Republican Blog site.
No.

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The "Least Influential People"

Damn it. I just HAVE to be on the list this year!


Time Releases Annual List Of "Least Influential Americans"


Did Harry Reid make the list again?

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The Onion | Sony Releases New SPSTDFW

From The Onion:
Probably NSFW. Sony releases new stupid piece of shit that doesn't f*cking work:


Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

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A Post In Honor Of Jon Voight

Speaking of The Onion here's one for Jon. It'll make his head explode:

Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet











Young Gore sets out for his new home, where the sky is clear, the water is clean, and there are no Republicans.

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Diebold's Early Election Results

The Onion tells us who the 2008 winners already are:



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All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash

From The Onion and the Squid:


Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash

Man crashes the entire Internet-all data lost. Bloggers and the country of Nigeria hardest hit. Again that's from The Onion.

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The Onion | Immigration Hurts an Executive

"Unless you've gone through it yourself you have no idea what it's like to have to live year round in your summer home."
--Raymond Boyle

Immigration: The Human Cost
The Onion News Network's Jean Anne Whorton looks at how immigration has affected one former corporate executive.

Immigration: The Human Cost


"I refuse to work so it's been very hard for us."
--Mrs Raymond Boyle

The Onion - Top Stories of 2006

Is it real or is it satire?
Here's the Onion's top ten of 2006.
A few of my favorites that made the list:

Thousands More Dead in Continuing
Iraq Victory.

Ken Lay's Children Inherit 4,000 Pensions.

Karl Rove Accused Of Throwing Midterm
Elections

Coretta Scott King's Wiretap ends.