The Onion - Top Stories of 2006

Is it real or is it satire?
Here's the Onion's top ten of 2006.
A few of my favorites that made the list:

Thousands More Dead in Continuing
Iraq Victory.

Ken Lay's Children Inherit 4,000 Pensions.

Karl Rove Accused Of Throwing Midterm
Elections

Coretta Scott King's Wiretap ends.