Patriotic Retirement! Economy Fixed!

From Suburban Guerrilla:

An email making the rounds:

This was an article from the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section
asked readers for ideas on “How Would You Fix the Economy?” I thought this was the BEST idea…..
I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,

Patriotic retirement:

There’s about 40 million people over 50 in the work force - pay them $1 million
apiece severance with the following stipulations:

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house/pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

Can’t get any easier than that!

Sounds good to me. I'm over fifty. The only problem, I'm already unemployed and looking for a job. Fix that little part and I'm in on this deal!

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