Things You Won't Believe | Senators Craig/Vitter Protect Marriage

Just another reason why The Onion will NEVER beat real life craziness.
I'd heard a snippet about this little news item on cable news a few days ago and said, "WTF!". Naturally I thought it HAD to have been a joke of some kind.
It's no joke, Senator Larry "wide stance" Craig(R, Closet) and Senator David "diapers" Vitter(R,ILUVProstitutes) have co-sponsored a "marriage protection act(pause a moment to roar with laughter)". Actually it really is a joke:

Two United States Senators implicated in extramarital sexual activity have named themselves as co-sponsors of S. J. RES. 43, dubbed the Marriage Protection Amendment. If ratified, the bill would amend the United States Constitution to state that marriage "shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman." Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID), who was arrested June 11, 2007 on charges of lewd conduct in a Minneapolis airport terminal, is co-sponsoring the amendment along with Sen. David Vitter (R-LA).
In July of 2007, Vitter was identified as a client of a prostitution firm owned by the late Deborah Jeane Palfrey, commonly known as The DC Madam.

Thankfully Jesus' General already has appropriate ads for these two wild and crazy guys.
































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