Another Day Means Another Holier-Than-Thou Republican Affair Comes To Light

Indiana Rep. Souder says he'll resign over affair

Wow. It's almost automatic isn't it? A rightwing Republican scolds the nation on sexual relations, sexual abstinance, etc. Just like clockwork it's revealed he couldn't keep his holier-than-thee pants on.
Here's part of a statement his office sent out(notice the shouting ALL CAPS):

"..IT HAS BEEN ALL CONSUMING FOR ME TO DO THIS JOB WELL, ESPECIALLY IN A DISTRICT WITH COSTLY, COMPETITIVE ELECTIONS EVERY TWO YEARS I DO NOT HAVE ANY SORT OF "NORMAL" LIFE - FOR FAMILY, FOR FRIENDS, FOR CHURCH, FOR COMMUNITY.TO SERVE HAS BEEN A BLESSING AND A RESPONSIBILITY GIVEN FROM GOD.I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER EXAMPLE. I SINNED AGAINST GOD, MY WIFE AND MY FAMILY BY HAVING A MUTUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A PART-TIME MEMBER OF MY STAFF.."

"..IN THE POISONOUS ENVIRONMENT OF WASHINGTON DC, ANY PERSONAL FAILING IS SEIZED UPON, OFTEN TWISTED, FOR POLITICAL GAIN. I AM RESIGNING RATHER THAN TO PUT MY FAMILY THROUGH THAT PAINFUL, DRAWN-OUT PROCESS.."

Yep it's that "POISONOUS" Washington environment! Isn't an affair defined as a "mutual relationship". That's almost a cover the butt statement.
This guy is a real DICK, but(as is always the case) you have to feel sorry for his family.
Oh, and here's a little video of Godly Rep. "abstinance" being interviewed by the very "PART-TIME MEMBER" of his staff who Rep. Souder was..ah...giving the staff..



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