Bobblespeak Translations: Today's "Meet The Press"

Bobblespeak translates the pundit shows: Here's what they had to say on Dancin' David Gregory's show today:

Meet the Press - with Mullen, Eikenberry, Smiley and Scarborough - August 23, 2009
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Gregory: do we need more troops to defeat these crafty Afghans?

Mullen: could be

Gregory: but President McCain says we do

Mullen: actually Obama won the election

Gregory: what?!? [ starts sobbing ]
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