Funny of the mornin'

"If the evil president of Iran wants to meet Bush one-on-one so badly, Bush should agree. But the Bush team should arrange to have the meeting in a clam bar in Little Italy. Have Clemenza tape a gun behind the toilet. Order the cannoli, then go to the men's room. Get the revolver... Oh, wait, who am I kidding? This numb-nuts will just screw it up. Send Cheney."
---Bill Maher