EXCERPTS OF DELETED SCENES FROM THE PATH TO 9/11

Damn I knew there was more to it than that. From Whitehouse.org.

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SCRIPT EXCERPTS OF DELETED SCENES FROM ABC'S FAIR & BALANCED DOCU-DRAMA, THE PATH TO 9/11
TM Declassified Memorandum

THE PRESIDENT:
Good evening. As you know, the ABC television network, while usually revoltingly liberal, recently saw fit to produce a quality, all-American piece of hot 9-11TM patrio-porn, scheduled for broadcast one hour from now. Tragically, in response to whiny protests from my predecessor and his staff, Disney is VICIOUSLY GUTTING key scenes from this fine work of art.

DELETED SCENE #1:
INT. OVAL OFFICE - NIGHT
Bill Clinton and Monica
Lewinsky sprawl naked across the Old Resolute desk, feeding each other glazed
Dunkin' Donuts Munchkins from an enormous crystal punchbowl. Monica's floppy
lady parts are puffing away at a cheap cigar.
MONICA
Don't you want to
ignore the safety of America's children to taste my cigar, Handsome?
PRESIDENT CLINTON
That meaty humidor of yours turns all them
Hav-A-Tampas into Hav-A-Tampons!
MONICA
Isn't it time for your security
daily briefing?
PRESIDENT CLINTON
You've already debriefed me with your
gopher teeth, baby. Now, why don't you slip those incisors behind your warm, wet
lips and suck the life out of Bill Junior here while I lay back on this desk and
neglect to heed the obvious warnings of impending doom from Islamo-fascists?
(motions downward)

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