Surprising Headline; "Republicans Support Ticket"

My local Lexington newspaper ran the surprising(apparently to them) headline in today's paper that "Republicans Will Support Their Ticket". My only question is, isn't that what they ALWAYS do? It's one of the few things Repubs do well, vote in lockstep.
With that in mind I've come up with a few helpful headlines for the folks at the Herald-Leader for the next few days, in a similar vein but no particular order: "Fish Breathe Water", "Sun Comes Up In East", "Water Runs Downhill", "Donald Trump Is A Dick", Etc.
You're welcome Herald-Leader..

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