Today's Headline: Budget Deal Update

Today President Obama said he was optimistic that the Democrats and Republicans working together could avert a government shutdown. The Republicans responded by saying that, "the President is a big poopypants, with kooties and boogers and we're gonna shut down the silly government anyways, because we can and because it'll please our BFF's, the cool Koch Brothers. So there...Liberals...PFFFT"



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