Republican Problem Solving Handbook

From The Aristocrats:
The Republican Problem Solving Handbook(come on you knew there was one, right?)

Just a few helpful samples:
ignore it
exploit it
deny it
create intricate web of lies about it
blindly support nutjob president
discuss it with your secret family
declare war on it, call it The War on (the problem)
build a fence around it
add three levels of corruption to it
change subject to fancyboy haircuts
link it to the death tax/gay marriage/social security
borrow a mountain of money for you know, whatever
say something about Hitler or Lincoln or Reagan
jury is still out on it
blame it on naive Obama supporters
create an expensive fix that is at least five times worse than (the problem)
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