Friday, July 06, 2007

Some Strange Presidential Candidates

From MTV (yes MTV) and Project Vote Smart.

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The Other Presidential Candidates
More than 100 other Americans most people have never ever heard of have thrown their hats into the ring.


Presidential candidate Jonathon Albert "The Impaler" Sharkey. 43, Satanist/pagan who is the founder, national chair and commanding general in the 1st Vampyre, Witches, Pagans Party Regiment (2006-present); former U.S. Army soldier; former board member of Hillborough, New Jersey's County Executive Republican Committee; dark priest/ advisor to the Church of the Followers of Lucifer, and more.


"..Getting elected president of the United States is one of the hardest things in the world. But running for president? Not so hard.

It's so easy, in fact, that this early in the game, in addition to the nearly 20 mainstream Democrats and Republicans vying for the job, there are more than 100 other Americans most people have never ever heard of who have thrown their hats into the ring.

For some, it's the third or fourth time around in the seemingly fruitless pursuit of the highest office in the land, fighting for name recognition amid a group that includes a 37-year-old real estate agent from Boulder, Colorado, with no political experience and a 2.9 college GPA; a Democrat named Ole' Savior; an independent who goes by the name Emperor Caesar; another whose nickname is "Messiah"; and the election director of the National Socialist Movement (otherwise known as the Nazi Party), which always seems to field at least one candidate in every presidential race.."

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Oh, and Lisa Simpson is running also.












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