Of Course! It's All an Act!

That explains it. Republicans as performance art! Bob Harris is absolutely right:
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: the last six and a half years would make a lot more sense if the GOP were actually performing a sophisticated Dada art exhibition.
--Bob Harris

"..While we're at it, here are a few other things Dick Cheney is and/or is not:

A half-human gill-breather, allergic to sunlight, and hellbent on global domination

Able to dematerialize at will, reassembling his atoms at an undisclosed location

Bionic, with a titanium heart encased in cesium which cannot be stopped by anything short of atomic blast

A fun guy around firearms and beer

Careful to mark and catalog even his own bowel movements as Top Secret

Able to connect to the Internet simply by raising his hand and shouting, "Cheney online!"

Affected by international standards of law, human rights, and basic human decency

Staring right this second at a wall map of Iran, holding a giant red crayon, with spittle accumulating in the corners of his mouth

Overwhelmed with guilt and despair, as any sane human being might be

Don't be surprised if one day they all show up one day wearing mime outfits, just so more people would get it.."

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