Mitch McConnell's Gay?

All right, now I knew that Mitch "Mo' Money" McConnell was sleazy as politicians come but I didn't see these stories of gayness coming out(no pun intended). Mitch the Ho is trying to get DUH-bya to Louisville for a fundraiser. Here thanks to DWT is the lowdown on low down:

Bush's popularity rating in Kentucky is dismal (37%)-- but that hasn't stopped Mitch "His Bitch" McConnell (52% approval) from inviting him to Louisville for a fundraiser next week at the Seelbach Hotel. "The kind of people who go to these things," one Kentucky political observer explained to us, "are pretty well-heeled. They love Bush for the tax breaks. Most working and middle class people in Kentucky have felt the pinch of Bush's crappy economic policies. The ones who have gotten richer and richer are the ones who support him and McConnell. And it doesn't matter to them that most people in the state are opposed to their war policies."
"I am thrilled he accepted my invitation," oozed Kentucky closet case and senior Senator McConnell. "It's always an honor to have the president in Kentucky." Apparently he's hoping that the demonstrators who don't feel quite as honored, will make a bad enough impression-- and, let's face it, that is easily manipulatable, especially by the practiced propaganda artists at Fox-- on the TV audience.

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And even more on George dubya's Faaa-bulous use of all things Faaa-bulous by Betty Bowers(I couldn't resist throwing in the picture).












"And we'll prevail, because we're a faaabulous nation, and we're a faaabulous nation because we're a nation full of faaabulous people."
-- George W. Bush., Atlanta, GA, January 31, 2002

Anyone else remember Jimmy/Jeff Gannon male prostitute/journamalist at the White House after hours?