Thursday, January 19, 2006

Dubya's splendid Iraqi text game

Hilarious, the dubya's Iraq adventure as a text based adventure in the "Zork" style:
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    Iraqi Invasion: A Text MisadventureRevision 88 / Serial number 54892

    Begin:
    Oval OfficeYou are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.

    There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon the wall.
    What do you want to do now?

    > INVADE IRAQ-You are not able to do that, yet.
    > LOOK MIRROR Self-reflection is not your strong suit.
    > PET SEAL It's not that kind of seal.
    > EXAMINE CHAIRS They are two several chairs arranged around the center of the room, along with two couches. Under one couch you find Clinton's shoes.
    > FILL SHOES You are unable to fill Clinton's shoes.
    > EXAMINE DESK It is a large, oak desk, with several drawers.
    In one drawer you find a bag of pretzels.
    > EAT PRETZEL. I don't think the pretzel would agree with you.
    > INVADE IRAQ You are not able to do that, yet.
    > INVADE IRAQ You are not able to do that, yet.
    Continue:
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